Creative Destruction

June 23, 2007

Are You Queen Anne?

Filed under: Content-lite — Robert @ 3:30 pm

Are you Queen Anne?

Lollipops are Queen Anne, but suckers and candy bars are not. Paris Hilton is not Queen Anne – but Bonnie and Clyde are. (Although Clyde could not achieve it on his own, and needs his partner’s help.)

Barry (Amp) is Queen Anne, but I am not, nor is Daran. Off Colfax is Queen Anne, however. Of my relatives, Jody and Jared are not Queen Anne, but Sammy Ann is.

If you are Queen Anne, or know who and what are Queen Anne, then you may expound in the comments. 😉

(No, I’m not bored. I’m actually frantically busy. But when every fifteen seconds someone asks you to fix the computer or get a sandwich or play with chalk, you find your relief in strange ways.)



  1. Hush, you.

    And you missed High Tea yet again.

    Comment by Off Colfax — June 23, 2007 @ 8:52 pm | Reply

  2. Huh?

    Comment by Dianne — June 24, 2007 @ 6:31 am | Reply

  3. “Huh” is not Queen Anne, and it is also shockingly uncouth. For shame!

    (“Polite” is not Queen Anne, but “well-mannered” is.)

    Comment by Robert — June 24, 2007 @ 9:48 am | Reply

  4. Ha! My 12-yr-old has been asking me what I could see through a green glass door. For example, she could see the moon but not the sun. Which is ironic since she can see the color yellow but not the color white or blue. Blissfully, a green glass door blocks her view of King Ralph, but I suspect she could see Queen Anne just fine.

    Comment by nobody.really — June 25, 2007 @ 11:38 am | Reply

  5. Hey, quit stealing my schtick!

    Comment by Fanny Dooley — June 25, 2007 @ 4:17 pm | Reply

  6. I am Queen Anne.

    Comment by ohwilleke — June 25, 2007 @ 4:59 pm | Reply

  7. Freddie Mercury is Queen. But not Queen Anne.

    Comment by greywhitie — July 1, 2007 @ 8:09 pm | Reply

  8. He was both. But now he’s dead. ;(

    Comment by Robert — July 1, 2007 @ 8:24 pm | Reply

  9. Freddie Mercury is not dead. He lives forever in our hearts.

    Comment by greywhitie — July 4, 2007 @ 8:46 pm | Reply

  10. Right next door to Elvis and Jim Morrison.

    Comment by Off Colfax — July 5, 2007 @ 5:24 am | Reply

  11. Jim Morrison is Queen Anne; Elvis is not.

    Comment by Daran — July 5, 2007 @ 10:42 pm | Reply

  12. Sure he is! Elvis Aaron Presley.

    Comment by Robert — July 5, 2007 @ 10:55 pm | Reply

  13. Ooooo, that’s a tricky one. While his birth certificate and tombstone say “Elvis Aaron Presley,” Elvis actually signed his name as “Elvis Aron Presley,” and that is the name that appeared on his death certificate.

    This has led, as you all surely know, to the never-ending debate among Elvis aficionados about whether Elvis really was Queen Anne. One faction says he was; another faction says he wasn’t; a third faction says he is; a fourth says he isn’t.

    Comment by nobody.really — July 6, 2007 @ 12:23 am | Reply

  14. Your life status is immaterial to the question of whether you are Queen Anne, so it doesn’t matter whether he’s rotting in a Tennessee grave or flipping burgers at a Burger Lord franchise in rural America somewhere.

    Comment by Robert — July 6, 2007 @ 1:17 am | Reply

  15. Oops, sorry!

    Feeling a bit testy, are we? That wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that I’m Queen Anne and you aren’t, would it, Robert?

    Or should we start calling you Bobby?

    Comment by nobody.really — July 7, 2007 @ 1:19 am | Reply

  16. Your alias may be Queen Anne, but your real name isn’…oh, crap, your real name is Queen Anne too. Nuts.

    Back to sulking in my inadequacy.

    Comment by Robert — July 7, 2007 @ 1:22 am | Reply

  17. Sure he is! Elvis Aaron Presley.

    If Elvis is Queen Anne, then so is Daran.

    Comment by Daran — July 7, 2007 @ 4:04 pm | Reply

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