Creative Destruction

April 8, 2007

Remember to Leave the Lid Down

Filed under: Content-lite,Humor — Brutus @ 10:07 pm

What guy hasn’t gottten up in the middle of the night, stumbled into the bathroom to do his business, and experienced the blinding effect of the bathroom lights on his fully dilated pupils? Well, somebody thunk up the solution: the Jonny Glow toilet locator. Get it?

toilet strips

So now you can stumble in the smallest room and take care of business hardly opening your eyes. Just aim and shoot. Ahhh, sweet relief. Now if a solution can just be found to the problem of leaving the lid up. Oh, I have it: don’t live with women.



  1. Fine as long as there’s a Johnny Glow life preserver to save me after I fall in the bowl.

    Enjoyed the post.

    Comment by lauriekendrick — April 8, 2007 @ 11:43 pm | Reply

  2. But if you leave the seat up, surely she’d be able to see that the seat is, indeed, not positioned between her and the toilet.

    Ladies. Please. Look before you leak.

    Comment by Off Colfax — April 9, 2007 @ 1:07 am | Reply

  3. Don’t live with cats, either. Cats like their toilet lids down.

    Comment by greywhitie — July 6, 2007 @ 11:36 pm | Reply

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