Creative Destruction

December 29, 2006

Heh. Indeed.

Filed under: Humor — Off Colfax @ 3:33 pm

The Onion:

“If Earth’s species were meant to change over successive generations through physical modifications resulting from the adaptation to environmental challenges, then God would have given them the genetic predisposition to select mates and reproduce based on their favorable heritable traits and their ability to thrive under changing conditions so that these advantageous qualities would be passed down and eventually encoded into the DNA of each generation of offspring,” Olathe public school teacher and creationist Joyce Eckhardt said. “It’s just not natural.”

Ayup. Of course, I have to wonder why the news organization with the most cutting commentary happens to be full of thingst hat are completely made up. Nary a fact to be found, and everything just fits so well with the view of reality…

It’s like the reverse of Fox News.



  1. The Nation. The Onion. What’s the difference?

    Comment by Daran — December 29, 2006 @ 3:54 pm | Reply

  2. The Onion’s political POV carries less of the taint of the death camps.

    Comment by Robert — December 29, 2006 @ 7:11 pm | Reply

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