Creative Destruction

October 17, 2006

Those Wacky Females

Filed under: Content-lite — Robert @ 7:53 pm

Just took the van in for new tires, brake job, and miscellaneous widgets which, to gauge from the price, are apparently manufactured in low earth orbit. By investment bankers. From diamonds.

That aside, my lovely bride now tries to tell me that in the future we should have the tires periodically “rotated”. I tried to explain to her that tires by their very nature do nothing else, but she is insistent. It’s scams like these, perpetrated on unsuspecting naive females that give us men a bad name, you know, fellows!

8 Comments »

  1. you are joking right? 🙂

    If not, I pity any lugnuts you tighten!

    Comment by Q Grrl — October 18, 2006 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  2. QGrrl, as everyone whose possession of a penis grants them automotive powers already knows, lugnuts are not tightened. They are rotationally interfaced.

    You chicks and your hormones!

    Comment by Robert — October 18, 2006 @ 6:55 pm | Reply

  3. She probably uses her high-heel shoes as a hammer as well.

    Comment by Daran — October 19, 2006 @ 2:23 am | Reply

  4. She probably uses her high-heel shoes as a hammer as well.

    I’m not sure if that is a bad thing. I’m unaware of any catastrophes involving hammering with a high-heel shoe.

    Compressed air nail guns, on the other hand…

    Comment by Tuomas — October 19, 2006 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  5. Women would appear to be immune to that particular catastrophe.

    On the other hand, a women with a nail gun might be cause for sensible men to retire to a safe distance.

    Comment by Daran — October 19, 2006 @ 1:08 pm | Reply

  6. Hey, no gratuitious car/women jokes allowed! This is supposed to be a serious blog.😉

    P.S I have had my tires on my old car rotated.

    Comment by SmartBlkWoman — October 19, 2006 @ 4:11 pm | Reply

  7. Another tragic victim of the “rotation” conspiracy.

    Comment by Robert — October 19, 2006 @ 4:39 pm | Reply

  8. Ban her!

    Comment by Daran — October 19, 2006 @ 4:49 pm | Reply


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