Creative Destruction

June 13, 2006

If This Were My Cat, I Would Rename Him “Mr. Testicles”

Filed under: Humor — Robert @ 3:27 pm

I don't care much for cats, but this feline has got enormous clanking brass ones.



  1. This post, bizarrely, is our most viewed today.

    It’s also the reason why “cat’s testicles” regularly features among the searches which bring visitors to our site.

    Which begs the question: why are people looking for cat’s testicles? They’re not exactly the dog’s bollocks, are they?

    Comment by Daran — December 31, 2006 @ 3:04 am | Reply

  2. OK, I googled “cat testicles” and wound up here.

    Here’s why. My cat is like 14 years old, and was neutered a long time ago. When they neuter a cat, as far as I know, they totally remove the testicles. But my cat still has like furry things that look like testicles to me. So I wanted to see what a cat’s testicles look like. I was thinking maybe they leave the sac that contained the testicles or something, and maybe that is what I am seeing.

    This all sounded very reasonable when I decided to comment, and now I just feel like a person who spends way too much time looking at a cat’s ass.

    Comment by Michelle — April 18, 2008 @ 2:13 am | Reply

  3. Still bringing in the cat testicle searches. Thanks Google! (seriously though we found a stray cat and think we have found the owner but for one big problem, okay, two…)

    Comment by Axylotyl — May 25, 2009 @ 7:39 am | Reply

  4. I’m trying to find out how big they should be. My Siamese tom cat has huge hangy ones that sway and jiggle. Is that normal? They seem to just keep getting bigger. Now he has a seam line down the middle. They are kind of like dogs ones but fluffy. I’, starting to wonder if there is a record.

    Comment by rachel — April 5, 2010 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

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