Creative Destruction

May 16, 2006

Technology to the Rescue!

Filed under: Humor,Navel Gazing — Brutus @ 12:11 am

With the sort of breathless excitement one would expect if a cure for cancer had been discovered, U.TV reports that we now have a solution for — um — plumber’s butt, or as it’s known in the U.K., builder’s bum.

It seems that Jockey has developed trademarked 3D-Innovations underwear that keeps one’s crack problem safely under control. The underwear stays contoured to his body as he bends and moves. Of course, the pic below doesn’t exactly present a high-tension test subject. I suggest an actual plumber might be a truer, real-world test.


So for those of you living in quaking fear of the unsightly glimpse of the so-called coin slot, technology rescues us again. (Any comments to this post are encouraged to throw in other suitable euphemisms for this scourge.)



  1. I just want to know why it took three years and 6,000 men to design a pair of briefs that essentially create a fabric “crack.”

    Comment by toysoldier — May 16, 2006 @ 12:31 am | Reply

  2. Ha ha ha… This implies that a Fat Ugly man would actually buy and wear fashionable underwear instead of reaching for pair that was washed 1040 times.

    But the best underwear stupidity is by far the ‘HO1 horizontal opening’ google it! Hysterical. Now if they can only do t-shirts that are longer in the front to hide those beer guts.

    Comment by Vilon — May 16, 2006 @ 11:01 am | Reply

  3. Twenty pounds sterling for a pair of underwear? I think I’d stick with the pair that’s been washed 1040 times, too.

    Comment by Brandon Berg — May 17, 2006 @ 12:41 am | Reply

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