Creative Destruction

April 30, 2006

“Are You a Registered Republican?”

Filed under: Politics — Robert @ 4:14 pm

That's what the nice candidate running for state senate called out to me as I exited the Safeway. He had a little table with a chair and a sign and some literature. I didn't get a good look at him; white guy in a suit. Didn't get the name.

"Yes, I am," I called back as I strode across the parking lot, heading straight for my car. Unspoken – because I didn't want to take the time – was "and thus, I have a job and I'm very busy and I don't have time to chat with a political candidate."

Valuable lesson for people buttonholing me in public:

You only get one shot. Ask the question you need to ask, not a prefatory question. I'll answer your prefatory question, because I'm polite, and then I'll move on. If you want my vote so you can stop the invading Mongol horde, you pretty much need to say "Mister, I want your vote so I can stop the invading Mongol horde!" If I am also worried about the Mongols, maybe I'll stop and listen to you bloviate. But try and save yourself time by wasting mine ("let's prescreen for registered voters, and let's prescreen for Republicans"), and you'll get nothing. I've got stuff to do.

Although, admittedly, not so much stuff that I can't take a moment to blog about it. But that's different – it happens at my convenience, not his.

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7 Comments »

  1. Bob, I need you to recruit more hot female bloggers so I can stop the invading Mongol horde!

    Comment by Adam Gurri — May 1, 2006 @ 3:47 pm | Reply

  2. Thank you for getting to the point. However, as a Republican, I don’t have to care about your agenda, and so I don’t.

    On the other hand, an influx of hot female bloggers would probably boost our traffic and expand the power of my tiny blogging empire. So I’m at least favorably disposed towards seeing your agenda happen, but unless I see some “consulting fees”, I’m disinclined to take direct action.

    Comment by bobhayes — May 1, 2006 @ 7:06 pm | Reply

  3. Bloody Patriarchs, the pair of you.

    Comment by Daran — May 1, 2006 @ 8:10 pm | Reply

  4. Daran, I need you to recruit more astute modern women to blog here so that I can stop the invading patriarchal horde!

    Comment by Adam Gurri — May 1, 2006 @ 8:39 pm | Reply

  5. You mean, like my harem?

    Comment by Daran — May 2, 2006 @ 4:12 pm | Reply

  6. Which one’s your harem? The women or the patriarchal horde?

    Comment by Adam Gurri — May 3, 2006 @ 9:18 am | Reply

  7. Erm… Let me get back to you.

    Comment by Daran — May 3, 2006 @ 6:49 pm | Reply


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