Creative Destruction

August 17, 2006

Daddy’s Double Entendre

Filed under: Content-lite,Humor — Robert @ 2:32 pm

I swear, I had no idea what I was saying.

Took the bug with me to my folks’ house yesterday to water the plants while they’re out of town. Stopped at Taco Bell on the way home. From the back seat: “Can I have nuggets?”  “Sorry, sweetie, this isn’t McDonald’s, this is Taco Bell.” “Oh, can I have taco?” “Of course you may.”

Drove home, took food and daughter into the house, greeted wife.
Daughter: “Daddy, can I have my nuggets?”

My response:

“Sweetie, I already told you, you don’t have nuggets. You have a taco.”
My wife burst into hysterics, and it took me a minute to figure out why.

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3 Comments »

  1. Part of my recent holiday was a camping trip to England with my best friend S., and her mother, a woman in her early sixties.

    Having a problem with her inflatable matress, mum approaches me and says “Daran, S. tells me you have a large pump!”

    There was silence for about a second, before mum turns into jelly…

    Comment by Daran — August 17, 2006 @ 3:13 pm | Reply

  2. Wow, I must have been out of school a long time because I had to read this 3 or 4 times before I understood it. *shakes head at self*

    Comment by SBW — August 17, 2006 @ 6:39 pm | Reply

  3. We’re just very mature people, SBW.

    Comment by Robert — August 17, 2006 @ 9:27 pm | Reply


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